Jizzle

(n) Name given to a collection of bad porn

There's nothing better to watch than this jizzle?

by DeazyDaDude June 8, 2009

jizzle

Right at the moment of climax for a man, his girlfriend/partner kicks/hits him right between the balls and shaft in the same manner someone would drive a chisel into a crack or between two pieces of wood. This is often done either to 1. increase the muzzle velocity of jizz out of the shaft, 2. cut off (literally) the amount of jizz that makes it through the shaft or 3. let the man know he performed unsatisfactorily in bed.

1. My girlfriend jizzled me while blowing me last night. She lost sight in her left eye.
2. My boyfriend's jizzes too much in my mouth, so I started jizzling him to lower the portion size.
3. I can't wait to jizzle my cheating boyfriend when he gets home tonight.

by seanybear January 14, 2014

Jizzle

Hitting a glizzle with another man's glizzle, while one man is dressed like a woman.

"Want to come over? I'm having a jizzle party tonight. Don't forget to bring your glizzle!"
"Who's going to bring the wigs?"
"Um...You?"
"Umm...Sure? Does your girlfriend have any?"
"No way! I don't let her near anything to do with glizzles. She used a broom last time!"
"Ouch. But that's why I'm having a JIZZLE party!"

by JizzleParty June 16, 2008

Jizzleonax

The art of ejaculation

I got an "A" is advanced Jizzleonax in college!

by Da' Hamma January 17, 2004

Jizzle McRoster

see Gizzle McRoster

That aborigonal australian in native garb looks like Gizzle McRoster!

by Steve Johnson November 30, 2003

jizzlee

a very good looking gangsta-sort-of-girl.

Yo, Jizzlee! yah ova bum gyal, get meh?

by Jizzlee Jae September 8, 2006

Jizzterm

Cynical term for a buzzword.

"Ambassador, with these jizzterms you are really baffling us!"

by Saint Constantinople Rockerfeller III June 11, 2008