tire jacked

Having 1 or more of your tires stolen right off of your car.

I got tire jacked, they only took 1 tire though.

by me_strange August 28, 2007

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012

jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

jacked

belligerently drunk, coming from the original jack who is always drinking spiked something. thank you jack for teaching me how to add gatorade to vodka, not the other way around, youre the man

dude, you are SO jacked

by hardcore eskimo February 4, 2005

Jacked

To rob or steal from someone. The term derives from John Dillinger's nickname: "The Jackrabbit". The term hi-jacked is also a derivative of this word.

Damn son, Yung Berg just got stole in the face and jacked for his chain. What a hoe.

by tmpen76 July 13, 2010

jacked

a person being so "juiced" and having massive muscles
also being so over-confident about youself you feel the need to "jack" yourself out by pushing out your chest

you're so jacked!!

by Jacked Bro October 6, 2010