Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.
“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”
by Oatmeal trickster October 17, 2022
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turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
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Turkey Jerky

A blowjob that involes making turkey gobbles
I went by Caity’s house and she gave a me a turkey jerky
by TheGobbled February 29, 2024
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Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!
James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!
by cookiejar123 June 05, 2023
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cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
by Buck Kackey August 18, 2020
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Jerky jerker

Someone who likes jacking other people off, sometimes more than one person at a time, usually committing this foul act excessively it is also mainly men doing it to other men.

Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that Wayde is a total jerky jerker!
Person 2: wym?

Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!
by Repeatswitch August 26, 2022
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Jerky Toker

Someone who performs a sexual act on a person with male genitalia; someone who says or does homosexual activities
“Bro you look so hot right now, lemme suck that dick”
“Wtf? Shut up you jerky toker
by DookBoom December 23, 2023
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