jerky butt

An offensive insult used to motivate your friends when in an argument

“drop her jerky butt!”

by AnonymousEx20 March 21, 2023

Jerky nugget

Two guys going into fetal positions facing each other and jerk each other off. If one or both has an orgasm they have to come together to make one big nugget.

Me and my homie had some jerky nuggets (plural) last night, best thing since sliced bread.

by Big Chungus 40269 September 17, 2021

Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean…

Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?

by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022

Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.

“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”

by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018

Turkey Jerky

A blowjob that involes making turkey gobbles

I went by Caity’s house and she gave a me a turkey jerky

by TheGobbled February 29, 2024

Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021