Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023

Jellyfish

When her kitty stings like a jellyfish.

Man, I got stung like a jellyfish last night…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Jellyfish

The most gorgeous girl that could ever exist a girl who saved ur life n u love then but they can be brainless but u still love them n would die for them

Boy/girl : yo jellyfish wyd

Jellyfish in question: I think I still love them even if they blocked me.

by 2sad2bswag May 8, 2023

jellyfish

it is a sex position

i like doing the jellyfish position with my wife

by hayitsme_sky May 24, 2021

hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.

While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.

by IBleakin March 20, 2019

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013