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Jhonay

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Jhonay is caring nice, cool sweat, and kinda smart he is pretty athletic and has a high ass vertical he will cook you in any sport you play against him. Jhonay is also mad cute he has all the rizz and it’s the ultimate light skin😼
Bro did you know I got cooked by jhonay in a 1v1 0-11 I got fried
by Supersonicfangaming29 March 27, 2025
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A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.
Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.
by Chuck Dick-ins November 14, 2025
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The jehovah witness

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While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.
Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!
by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023
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noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
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