Japanese Roulette

When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.

Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”

Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”

by Roulette Master July 7, 2021

japanese airstrike

the moment that you finally get to let go of your bowel movements that you have been holding in ever so dearly all day long and the moment between you pulling down your pants and ass cheeks meeting the seat, the feces drops to the water, like an f-50 dropping a missile as it flies by.

when i got to my house, i Japanese airstrikes my toilet mid-air.

by boy-yence-see January 25, 2018

Japanese Sportscar

A convertible Nissan Micra

Look there goes pervy Andy in his Japanese Sportscar.

by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022

Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

japanese grease

When you use the drippings of your take-out to oil your henges or fix your hair.

Girl 1: yo, you got that japanese grease? My hair is flat

Girl 2: yeah I just went to Mr. Wongs today.

by CammieBox February 2, 2017

japanese macaques

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet. They may look chill, but when the party starts, they’ll be the ones of the dance floor first. Try not to let them see your phone, as they like to look through your photos.

Japanese Macaques are damn chill.

by Dordobolong March 27, 2022

Japanese Blazer

The act of a Japanese person defecating on another person by surprise.

Those South African rugby players sure got a good Japanese Blazer over the weekend

by Flash1980 December 6, 2015