Jackaline

Jackaline: She Is Quiet around people, but is more talktive with people she is comfortable with. She dislikes it when people pronounce the "E" in the end of her name instead of pronouncing it, "LIN". She is the most amazing person you will EVER meet. She is so down to earth and very insecure. She doesn't need to be. She's very beautiful, very funny, and very shy.

girl1:"Did you see Jackaline today?"
girl2:"Yes, she's so beautiful, but she never talks, do you know why?"
girl1:"I have no clue!"

by pawsupfor-jamey December 5, 2011

Swagger Jacking

A person who jacks or steals someone else's swagger. When someone that is not very cool takes feels the need to take someone else's swagger or awesomeness.

Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!

Josh: Oh my god that Raul kid is sooooo awesome and cool! The only way I can be as cool as him is to Swagger Jack him and take the name Raul.

Raul: Stop Swagger Jacking me, you will never be as awesome or cool as me.

by rcar31 October 7, 2009

baltimore car jacking

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.

I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.

by Slap Happy September 17, 2006

jacking off

something men do in their free time

I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.

by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009

Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

Jackin' Your Dick

The act of completly forgetting ones main objective and becoming distracted by a meaningless task

While setting up the water display at work, Jake discovered a bouncy ball on the floor and proceded to bounce it off the ceiling for 30 minutes. It was only until his Supervisor came and told him to stop Jackin' Your Dick and he got back to work.

by Crab Doctor October 5, 2010

rascal jacking

The act of stealing a senior citizen or handicap persons rascal scooter.

Clark was arrested last Saturday for rascal jacking that poor old women's scooter at bingo. Now she can't run over anyone at the supermarket.

by Cbag March 26, 2007