ivan zy vf fang

our great lord and saviour ivan zy vf fang has nefariously goofy hair covered by a goofy ahh hat. He is the slayer of shafidi and the boyfriend of jayden "cliffjumper" chen. His rizz in real life with other men correlates to his lack of skill in video games. He is the epitome of eternal virginity and would do anything to get laid. He likes his cars like he likes his women, less than 5 years old. The sheer mass of his calves indicates that he likes feet and knees and that he only works legs in the gym in order to give good footjobs.

Look at that goofy ahh nefarious haircut that ivan zy vf fang has.

by ivan's meat rider November 23, 2022

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Ivan Dobsky

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

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Ivan Ga

When you ask a guy "How are you?" and he say "I am like Ivan Ga", it means that he is cool af.

- "Hey, man! How are you?"
- "I am just like Ivan Ga!"

by SlaviIsSlav October 6, 2020

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Ivan Fuckalot

One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
The greatest french porn buddy.
One of the sexiest men alive.
Totally fuckable.

Ashlee: I love Ivan Fuckalot!

by AshleeHurricane June 22, 2009

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Ivan-Shit

An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.

If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.

by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018

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