Skip to main content

Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages
Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”
by Акула May 31, 2020
mugGet the Insta jerkmug.

Insta-PDA-er

Insta-PDA-er stands for people who flaunt their love in public displays of affection (PDA) on social media, typically not realizing that the likes on those posts are obligatory, which feeds in to their desire to flaunt their relationship in everyone's feed.

Insta-PDA-ers also tend to post PDA to either A. Make themselves feel wanted or superior to others or B. Are insecure of their relationship, thus resorting to bragging about it.
Dude, Kevin keeps posting lovey-dovey things on Instagram and it's really obnoxious

Seems like he's turned into an Insta-PDA-er, we should let him know no one fucking cares.
by Briskly May 12, 2019
mugGet the Insta-PDA-ermug.

Insta-wisdom

: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:

1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.

4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.

Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible

Example 2: Oversimplification:

There are three phases of life:

The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.

Example 3: Logical fallacies:

Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 1, 2024
mugGet the Insta-wisdommug.

Insta-Share

Sharing a link on Facebook the second you lay eyes on it.
Saw Jimmy's post on old guitars and Insta-Shared it.
by Jay Springshare October 13, 2019
mugGet the Insta-Sharemug.

bromley insta

every single girl from bromley.

they look like clapped drown rats in real life, but 10s on the gram.
Mate 1: wow she could hold this wood
Mate 2: nah bro you would go so soft, loon at her bromley insta
by inshalllllahhhsuiiiii November 22, 2021
mugGet the bromley instamug.

Share this definition