insta-cunt

A wannabe who keeps following some random senseless instagram trend

I hate Darren man's such an insta-cunt.

by Beemo222 November 23, 2021

insta tied

someone who is so fucking tied around fucking instagram.

person 1: “she’s always asking me to tag her in posts n shit.”
person 2: “don’t mind that hoe, she’s insta tied.”

by hiswife>> June 14, 2023

Insta-potty

Scrolling Instagram while using the toilet

She sent me 10 DMs while she in the bathroom. She was obviously having an Insta-potty.

by UWSNYC April 11, 2024

post this on insta reels

if you get this comment on tiktok, do not post your video on ig reels if you don’t want to get cooked

“post this on insta reels they’ll love it”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

Schrodinger's Insta

Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media

Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta

by bobdob July 24, 2022

insta

1. (prefix) Instant.
2. (proper noun) Short form of Instagram; a service that allows one to share photos and videos

Insta-kill (sense 1)
Did you see that video on Insta last night? (sense 2)

by Random14YearOld June 7, 2022

Insta-copped

Upon seeing an item of great personal interest, immediately take it for yourself.

Dolby: So they got weird stuff down at the salvation army right? I was about to leave with nothing until I saw a genuine Gamecube brand new in the box. Before anyone got touched that I Insta-copped it right out of the store. Im pretty sure I forgot to pay too.

by Urbyurby January 26, 2026