ketchup injection

When you only have one hand available cause you are driving or something and you strategically place French fries in your mouth and open the ketchup packet and squirt a bit into your mouth and eat, Hench the ketchup injection.

I was driving and couldnt squirt kechup on my fries so I resorted to the old stand by of a ketchup injection.

by Rainbolt September 1, 2009

indunction munction

n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)

In English, it means, "Induction motion"

(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)

1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.

The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.

The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!

If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.

(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)

Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"

Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"

by Thomual October 7, 2005

Infection

Bad. Swelling may occur.

The infection on the toe made his foot swell.

by taliasunshine March 5, 2011

east infection

Politically correct term for yellow fever.

I've had a bad case of east infection ever since I lived in Vancouver.

by bovineunited June 1, 2007

Sinus Infection

The act of sticking your dick up somebodies nose. This can be done as either a prank or to give pleasure to oneself.

I pranked my roommate by giving him a sinus infection. He had a runny nose the next morning.

by b-ulrich June 25, 2008

hot beef injection

a new sandwich at arby's. availabe for only a limited time!

For the low-carb dieters, arby's is now offering the hot beef injection. no buns, all meat.

by kittykat June 13, 2004

yeast infection

When a girl has too much sex, she starts getting a very unpleasant smell to her vaginal area.

That bitch had such a bad yeast infection, i could bake some bread with her crotch.

by adam algar May 5, 2004