The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.
Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
by PiePatrol November 10, 2010
Get the Ass Showermug. by A small poor trashcan October 23, 2019
Get the Cold Showermug. An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.
Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.
by Sevhakop December 20, 2008
Get the Cologne Showermug. by jj321 October 15, 2009
Get the Shower Storymug. when you gotta pull a quick one and take a shower where you don't wash your hair and maybe shave your legs
that hoe lexi must of taken a mild shower, her hair is greasy
her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower
yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower
her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower
yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower
by mildshower June 16, 2017
Get the mild showermug. The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
by Marit50cal July 1, 2020
Get the Shower Seltzermug. Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.
1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
by stemkid13 April 30, 2011
Get the deodorant showermug.