Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 2, 2023

Illegal DB

An illegal db can be defined as someone who smells terrible, and can sometimes have the physical appearance of a pig and/or barnyard animal.

"That person is such an illegal db"

by anak123 September 27, 2023

you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

by moonshineinsea August 6, 2021

cheeky illegal

When you do something illegal but everyone does it

“If I send a text when I’m at a red light is that cheeky illegal”

“Yeah that’s so cheeky illegal”

by Regina felangey November 25, 2021

Illegal

Something that's not allowed!

It's illegal to write on these walls!

by Lameguy July 28, 2018

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021

Illegal Dumping

When you've been pooping for way too long while on company time.

Mr. Anderson's crackdown on Illegal Dumping had to end after he busted down the bathroom door while an employee was pooping.

by Bob8009 May 24, 2023