I'll knock you're clock

A slang term used to threaten another human via a punch to the face.

Thomas: Hey RJ you're overweight!
RJ: I'll knock you're clock!

by poutef May 17, 2017

I'll Tap Your Bonnet

A term used widely by South Africans to exclaim dismay at another road user or offensive person also threatening with violence to follow. Originated from the action of slamming your hands on a car’s hood (bonnet) to get the attention of the driver.

If you continue moving forward and hit my bike, I'll tap your bonnet.

by BigPapaJaco November 14, 2010

I'll burst your pipes

When you want to beat someone up

I'll burst your pipes if you don't shut up!

by gracekdjfns December 20, 2016

i'll smash you cunt

When you piss someone off so bad, they would usually come over to you and say "i'll smash you cunt". Often used with "ya" instead of "you?

Give me my vita-gummies, or i'll smash you cunt!

by Spendigitty dawg November 04, 2019

I'll see whats up

-A phrase used to politely and indirectly refuse a lame or unwanted invitation given by a friend or stranger without totally blowing them off in their face or over the phone.

FRIEND: "Hey the guys and I are going to get a poker game going tonight, $5 buy in, are you gamed?"
YOU: "Oh really? dude that sounds legit, I'LL SEE WHATS UP because im kinda tired."

by Frank steezey November 19, 2010

i'll never leave you

Something that a lot of people don't mean. A word that a person should never use because it's not true! Let's say if a person says I'll never leave you, they'll leave you one day.

I'll never leave you, "your name"
Sure you won't.

by Mack2014 February 15, 2015

I'll butter your waffle

to give someone a hug.

I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.

by Cherylyn April 02, 2007