Hung Like a Vagina

adj (aka wanna be lesbian)

1a : tiny balls: shallow nut sac b : of, relating to, or designed for failure with lesbian women <offensive penis> c : of or relating to an attempt to score in a game or contest of vagina; also : of or relating to a team in possession of a ball or johnson

2: giving painful or unpleasant sensations : nauseous, obnoxious <an offensive odor>

3: causing displeasure or resentment <offensive remarks>

— fuck the police

He tried to get some action but he's hung like a vagina.

Holy crap it smells like midgets and sin, is Hung Like a Vagina around somewhere?

by Run Tim-May Run March 19, 2011

Hung Parliament

Members of British parliament with monstrous dicks with veins the size of a normal persons wrist, that are thrust down the throats of baby elephants. This process usually arouses morbidly grotesque middle aged men.

Dude at the zoo: "Damn that is one "HUNG parliament!"

by GeorgePooney69 May 13, 2010

Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

hung le

so gangsta and gay he'll kill u and have sex wit u

hung fucked him up then fucked him

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

hung like an antelope with seven legs

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

by Aunty Lope May 4, 2005

hung vo

a sarcastic boy who likes to contradict himself while talking about life

he was such a being such a hung vo at last saturday's party.

by Jason Nguyen September 30, 2006

hung up on

When someone "stealths" you in their IM client.

"I think dude hung up on me."

by SLeepdepD March 31, 2009