Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.

“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”

by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022

Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

The Houston

The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.

Guy 1-"Man, I just tried The Houston!"
Guy 2-"No wonder you're in the hospital."

by Cockulus Wankulus November 30, 2020

houston love story

a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother

‘i can wait to have my houston love story’

‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’

by heartkid March 18, 2024

Houston Trent

A silly yet fascinating person. A man who can procrastinate projects and at the same time will dive head first into them. Houston is a person who is reliable and dependable.

David, you are such a Houston Trent

by Winstonjumanjohn November 26, 2021

South Houston High School

Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl

Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."

by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020