bitch hopping

When a man, or female "hops" from one bitch to the next. They smash (fuck) em or mess with them getting their hopes up, and keep going down the list of oblivious women.

Guy: I just smashed my girlfriend, than her ex best friend, and her current best friend. Hell her mom is looking good too.

Guy 2: dude your a master at bitch hopping

by can't bitch hop with me March 23, 2010

Hoofing

Goat alternative to fisting.

Just saw that goat hoofing ashley in a ditch again, filthy

by RGR33 January 12, 2011

church hopping

the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's

the smiths were seriously into church hopping

by michael foolsley December 1, 2009

Bus Hopping

The amazing feat of having all your buses on your itinerary connect with perfect timing. Involves running from bus to bus in quick succession because they just keep appearing everytime you get off a bus. As a standard, you need at least two hops to call it bus hopping, the more you've hopped, the more awesome it becomes.

Bob: (as he's stepping off a bus) There's our bus, run!
Rob: This is the third bus we've caught like this!
Bob: Have you never heard of bus hopping?

by C-92 January 17, 2010

Hoopin a D

To circle around the bay in Bellport Village. One may Hoop the D alone or with the wolf pack. You can sit and stare at the water or you can hoop it and dip. You can pop bottles, stop and get it in, dance, slip on the ice, take a pee, meet up with people, spy on people, drink wine, take pictures of naked people,chill with faces,say hi to Sparta,eat egg sandwiches and dispose of alcohol.

We should be Hoopin a D right now

by DArealTupac February 18, 2011

Robin Hooding

When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd

"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."

by Will Fukyamama June 19, 2017

hooking up

to have casual sex or make out with a friend with benefit or stranger.

guy 1:"are you two dating?"

guy 2:" no we're just friends who are hooking up for sex every now and then!"

by shorty1985 May 30, 2006