Hobosexual

1) A person that engages in hobosex.
2) A hobo having sex.

1) Me and gregory were being hobosexual last night.
2) You're so hobosexual.

by EMRAT February 18, 2003

Hobosexual

One who is straight but otherwise has sexual intercourse with same-sex hobos.

Cody loves girls. (Cody: Yay girls! I like to sex them!) One day Cody meets a charming hobo man. (Cody: Yay hobo! I like to sex him!)<3 Cody is now a hobosexual. <3 The end.

by A. Kitchen Utensil November 7, 2006

Hooded blindfold

Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.

I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold so I won't have to worry about her stalking me.

by missispokes April 28, 2009

Hooded Homie

A guy who isn't circumcised.

"Hey what is that extra skin covering the tip of your penis?"

"Oh, I'm a hooded homie, it's my foreskin."

by turtlePies May 1, 2014

hoboken squat cobbler

The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.

That Hoboken Squat cobbler looks sexy sitting on that banana crème pie!

by beef nugget September 2, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016

hoboken handshake

When you're just driving along and a door falls off your car for no reason

Sorry I was late - as I pulled off the freeway my goddamn car gave me a Hoboken Handshake.

by eBayLover69 September 13, 2019