Kim Hatula

1: The top hat Kim Dracula wears on tour and in professional photographs.

2: Kim Dracula's top hat.

Kim looks super fancy in his Kim Hatula

by LXXLoveRoulette July 27, 2023

hatuom

a different way to describe a provocative bodily area, in which large amounts of force are used to get the point across.

i punched *yo fren* in her hatuom.

by pupye May 25, 2008

haulin frieght

The phrase "haulin frieght" can best be discribed as someone or something big, moving a lot faster than its supposed to. But if the object or individual is moving far too fast, it is to be discribed as "haulin the mail". now, there is no clear definition of the speed limitations to qualify an object or individual as haulin frieght due to the fact that the size and rate of travel must be taken into account.

as 2 men are on a hunting spree deep in the wilderness of argentina they observed a small defenseless jack rabbit being hunted by a much larger bear.
man1: I hope the bear just dystroys that little rabbit!!
man2: Yeah me too!

a chase errupts!
man1: Holy crap that rabbit is so scared

man2: Yeah it is, and the bear is haulin frieght!

by "McNasty", "Hollywood" August 24, 2009

Hatleystretch

An exercise program created by Ben Hatley. Used as a warm up stretch before he does other things. His wife, Liv, often joins him as do his four grandkids, especially Nick. He often will spend hours doing these, much to Liv's dismay. This is one of the best warm up stretches you can do.

Ben: (groaning) Oh, I threw my back out. I should have done my Hatleystretch.

Liv: No problem. I was about to do my Tai Chi anyway. Want me to help?

Ben: Sure! Once I stretch out, here, I'm hopping on the Benmobile. (Ben and Liv start stretching each other)

Liv: Here, easy there, don't overstretch it, now. You don't want to tear up a muscle.

Ben: Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should just do it easy so that we just warm the muscle. We don't want it to rip.

Nick: What are you two doing? Can I try it, too?

Ben: Sure! Its just our Hatleystretch. Why don't you try it? Granma Liv can help.

Liv: (takes Nick and starts stretching him) Now this is easy. Just do what I do, okay?

Nick: (starts laughing) Wow! This feels great. Have you always done this?

(Ben and Liv both start laughing)

Ben: Yup! We've been doing it for several years. Heck, I invented it! Used to do it when I lugged mail.

Liv: I've done it, too! Helps me with my Tai Chi. (lunges at Nick doing a crane punch)

Nick: Wow! Hatleystretches are nice! I'm gonna have to tell Mommy and Daddy how!

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 11, 2011

Haturd

It's a hating-ass turd

Damn, that girl's just being a haturd. I think my pants are fresher than dish soap.

by svargas July 8, 2011

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

hatliment

Hatliment (hate-la-ment)

When a hater compliments you while talking behind clinched jaw and teeth, followed by a faintly audible insult as you are walking away.

That hatlimentmade me smile.

by MattiCon June 8, 2016