hamster

those small furry rodents that poop on everything in youre house, enjoy hiding in hard to access places, chew on the remote buttons and that will deliver a painful bite with no notice

note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree

little kid : MOM I WANT A HAMSTER FOR CHRISTMAS
mom: okay

...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons

by adam14212 December 25, 2007

hamster

an animal that’s easily fuckable

“my cousin ejaculated in my hamster last night”

by gabe itch69 April 7, 2019

haps

short for "happenin." a greeting.

yo wanksta, whats the haps?

by j. mcnizzle June 6, 2003

HAMPSTEAD

A place where you have to love cow fucking and four wheelers must go snow mobiling every weekend and forget about your people in the city. must have one tattoo which you will undoubtably regret. i.e a stick shift. Must own mutiple things with engines. also must think that Everett is ghetto.

an added value is always being drunk

i am from hampstead p yahhh

by booomshaka March 4, 2008

New Hamster

"Affectionate" term for New Hampshire, usually used by Massholes, I think more so than other New Englanders. I've heard it used when talking about beer runs to the state liquor stores just over the border. Often pronounced "New Hamsta".

"You wanna go get some cheap likka in New Hamsta?"

by TrishTheDish July 7, 2005

Hamster Cage

When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.

(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)

Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.

by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009

hamstertape

Usually duct tape or similar strong tape used to wrap around the hamster before doing the nasty with it so that it doesn't burst.

'Hey Pete, nice hamster you have there! By the way, do you have any tape I could use?'
'What are you going to do with it?'
'Have you ever heard of hamstertape?'

by bobgren May 29, 2009