hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.

Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.

by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011

drop the hamster

Shoving a hamster up your ass, because why not?

Steve: man I'm bored
Bob: what do you want to do
Steve: let's drop the hamster
Bob: I don't have a problem with that

by Doubledicker December 2, 2017

Sexy Hamster

A fun and smart girl. Mostly under 5ft2. Very sexy as well.

Damn, that Mimi is a sexy hamster

by MisterK. August 11, 2016

Going Hamster

When you go a day without taking a shower, and/or wearing the same clothes. First used by a man from Rye, NY.

Steve is going hamster today since he didn't take a shower, nor did he change his clothes.

by Mike01793 July 23, 2009

Hamster-eater

You like to eat hamsters.

Once a hampster bit me and i bit it back

by hamster freedom fighter February 8, 2004

Hamster Mix

Ash, Stems, Assorted other burned and unburned pieces of marijuana or Weed. Meant to be saved for times of extreme desire of drugs when none can be found.

All we have is Hamster Mix, we need to hook up again

by Malicious Content December 24, 2005

Hamster Dick

Someone who has very small penis.

Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.

by OldManD January 20, 2010