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Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you
Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!
by Goldmatch May 3, 2014
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Happy Wipe

The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.
Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.

Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?

Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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Happy Jab

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.
Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”
by kenny_ November 27, 2017
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Haley

Haley is a girl’s name. She is great in every subject except ELA. She is usually short with any type of blonde hair with dark blue eyes sometimes they change colors like green, light blue, or even grey. If you find a Haley. Keep her. She is awkward and crazy but she is proud of being unique. She don’t care about what you think of her. And if you piss her off she WILL retaliate. She is soooo smart and beautiful but she thinks she is really ugly. She is the most kindest person you could ever come across. Some Haley’s don’t have a dad so she is more of a feminist and is scared of getting her heartbroken so she has a high wall built for any male that comes across her but she will let her guard down for some people. Some Haley’s have acne problems and their self esteem drops. Please if you are friends with a Haley contact them and please try to help them feel better.
Guy-Look at that Haley she is so beautiful.
Girl-I know she is stunning but she don’t feel that way about herself
Guy- I’m going to go talk to her.
Guy- She ignored me.
Girl- I forgot to tell you she is afraid to get heartbroken she might like you.
by Grace Nicole June 16, 2018
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Haley

Haley's are the most incredible girls. Sometimes, they can be misunderstood, or they will smile through the pain. But don't ever let her go when you catch her, because she is loving, and will forever be there for you. She is smart, caring, loving, and beautiful. Beautiful in so many ways. She can talk so much that she doesn't realize it. She can make you smile and love her without even realizing it. She turns heads in the hallways and everyone enjoys her positive energy. Everyone takes her for granted but that doesn't stop her. She knows everyone and is always happy to be around people. Her friends are amazing, and care for her. Here's a little tip to help you, never, under any circumstance, break her heart.
Person 1: Omg! There is Haley. Ugh, she is so perfect.
Person 2: Have you talked to her yet? She is so nice.
by starbabe45 March 23, 2019
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happy birthday sophia

its my best friend sophias birthday today
by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019
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