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Closet Haircut

the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.
What is that new haircut that Richie got? Oh....you mean the Closet Haircut.
Closet Haircut by The Branch December 6, 2010

monkey getting a haircut 

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.
"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."

Yee yee ass haircut 

A slang term for an awful looking haircut. A haircut that you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.
Bro look at him he got that yee yee ass haircut

e-haircut 

see also ihaircut. When a person makes a change in their online identity.
Sally got an e-haircut when she changed her screen name on AIM.

kurt cobain haircut 

The act of shooting your self in the head with a shotgun.
Please give yourself a Kurt Cobain Haircut

Drizzy haircut

A haircut that is flat on the sides and a little fro increasing from sides to the center of the head
The drizzy haircut is rocked by Drake the new upcoming artist
Drizzy haircut by digsterz February 1, 2010