thumbing-the-gums

A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
by Nora J. April 24, 2010
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Gum Smuggling

When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.
Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?

Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)

Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?
by wheredyougo June 06, 2009
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blue gum

look at how black that blue gum is.
by gdtms April 05, 2018
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gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.
Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.
by Dexter FIshbourne November 11, 2015
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uppercase gums

Abnormally large gums.
Did you hear Stephanie got engaged? You know, Stephanie with the uppercase gums.
by Lamp5 August 28, 2021
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Gum Orgy

V. to put several pieces of gum in ones mouth, all at the same time and proceeding to chew until the pieces merge into one big gum ball.
Jordan: Want some gum?
Brittany: Why the hell not. Two pieces of gum is getting boring anyway.
Jordan: Like a gum orgy.
by JORDAN FLINT November 12, 2010
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gum master

gum master is my favorite youtuber
by gum master April 30, 2021
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