greasy italian

I guy who strolls into the office on the first week of work with a wife beater on, a cream polyseter suit and his grandmothers white shoes. Answers to Clinton and enjoys dating single moms in Vanier of the nig-nog variety

Check out that greasy Italian did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island. Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?

greasy italian by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication or saliva. Men usually have their peens greased before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

greasy peen by beerlover87 January 6, 2008

greasy noob 

A level of noob which implies the player has been playing for a reasonable amount of time but still is quite horrible at the game.
Often used to name games which are meant to attract noobs
note: noob same as newb

master chief: "wow this team death match is filled with greasy noobs"

greasy noob by saladprinter January 15, 2009

greasy vagina water

The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.

"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"

greasy vagina water by Sa2ah April 14, 2014

greasy slut 

Usually blonde over-processed hair, haggard facial characteristics. Money grubbing. Not well spoken, of little education. Works menial jobs as usually has criminal record i.e. Driving under the influence. Brews own wine from "Wine Kits ©". Shops at Forever 21 - oblivious to the fact that she no longer falls into age appropriate dress. Always a victim she ploys herself on the sympathies of others. Usually the only friend she has left are their own Mothers (slut apple never falls far from the slut tree). Narcisstic qualities and a chronic smokers hack coupled with social hand grenade potential she's definitely one you'll want to pass on. Also has an affinity for Goldfish.

I once dated a greasy slut.

greasy slut by Sarcasmdeadgoldfish July 20, 2015

Greasy Coiler 

A soft serve, Curly frie esque Turd that leaves skids in the bowl.

Bill had to scrub the bowl after birthin a couple of those Greasy Coilers!

Greasy Coiler by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

Greasy Akuma 

The act of dragging the unwashed underside of the ballsack across the face of another person.

That first lord Japanese neckbeard gave me a greasy akuma after spamming armored assists all game and then using Messatsu-Gohado Ungyo over and over while in x-factor.

Greasy Akuma by darealpumpabumpa January 10, 2012