Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"
by landekar March 09, 2019
by KFCgoBRRR May 26, 2021
a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.
usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."
by quitepedantic October 02, 2015
Indicates that the smoking tobacco is permissible and encouraged.
Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.
The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.
Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.
The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.
The commanding officer would typically use the term when opening a meeting in order to get the troops' attention and to relax them (assuming, of course, that they 'had em').
"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."
"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."
by Dave Devoid August 01, 2006
Once the girl drinks one shot, she instantly becomes a slut and or whore. Than anyone there has a legitimate shot and walking home with some poon.
"Our friend Emily who lives downstairs is a one shotter you got 'er. Yeah I even heard she got with Pat!"
by Bob Dylan 420 January 06, 2010
A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!
E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!
E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!
by Bootsyself December 04, 2007
A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.
Mentioned in a Too Short song.
Mentioned in a Too Short song.
Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.
Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.
Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.
Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.
Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.
by thatdude23 October 10, 2012