Goomer

Gay Boomer

Person 1: Man Trickyhunter70 is such a goomer (gay boomer), I just can't stand it.
Person 2:Yeah he also sucks at overwatch

by dudebro21savage November 2, 2019

Gomper

See Gomping

Your Gran is a right old Gomper

by Skewy December 11, 2003

gomer

Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.

I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer

by Gnomage October 1, 2007

gomer

taking a shit in the woods

Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004

gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Gomery

A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).

'What are you doing tonight?'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'

by Wised_up February 25, 2009

gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.

jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004