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talent goggles

To find someone attractive because of their talent, and not because they're good looking (cause they're really not...)

Equivalent, and sometimes more dangerous, than beer goggles.
I thought he was attractive cause he was such a good dancer!! But he's not...I had my talent goggles on.
by Talent Whore May 20, 2011
mugGet the talent gogglesmug.

Desperate goggles

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!
by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011
mugGet the Desperate gogglesmug.

goggle hanger

Noun: Someone who hangs their ski goggles from their rear view mirror in their car so they can make sure the whole world knows they ski or ride. They think it looks cool, but in reality it makes them look like a giant DOUCHE.
Guy 1: "Dude, this fucking douchebag is riding my ass, I think I should break check him.."
Guy 2: "Lemme see.....Ohhh hahaha hes a fucking goggle hanger!! Dude this guy is fucking sick!! hahaha Yea definitely break check that faggot."
Guy 1: Hahaha fucking goggle hanger.
by DefinitelyDope November 27, 2013
mugGet the goggle hangermug.

ganja goggles

a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.
" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"
by POONANIPARTY February 16, 2015
mugGet the ganja gogglesmug.

sale goggles

Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!
by Kayiemm February 24, 2010
mugGet the sale gogglesmug.

goggle-proof.

Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof.
Dude: "Man, that chick is so bland, she's goggle-proof."
by Lorenzo J T May 5, 2009
mugGet the goggle-proof.mug.

fro goggles

the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".
example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!
by sexylilstylist December 28, 2011
mugGet the fro gogglesmug.

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