Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn
by Bigham42069 November 24, 2021
Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.
by Fuckyougarrett March 03, 2022
Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males
by Garrettisgay2 May 04, 2018
A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.
Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
by Garrettisgay2 May 04, 2018
There's another kind of Garrett that loves psychedelics. He is a major hippy. He is hardworking with a passion. He seeks passion in others and loves people who are genuine. He won't walk away from you because he knows no one is perfect and he will help you work on your weaknesses. He loves to hold your hand and sometimes he gets really mushy. He is a family guy but does not like to admit it. His family means everything to him. He wants a family like it one day and thinks it is very important to pass on his genetics. He is spiritual but confused. He can't decide on one set religion but God is in his heart. He's also a kinky bastard if you really get to know him but he won't force you to do anything you don't want to do. He's a great friend and is very giving. So much so that he sometimes let's others take advantage of him but over time he learns to not be over trusting.
by Jelex September 27, 2019
The name given to a person who comes from a long line of disgusting irish farmers who live in shit and piss in a shitty irish town. Also used to describe the local pedophile.
by Big Daddy 6666666 February 22, 2023
by M Buto June 13, 2022