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Garette

The "garette" is a term that appeared in the mid-2000s in Canada (mostly in Quebec), that shortly replace "Cigarette", a too long word for what it is. To pronounce: "Gow-rette".
Hey dude, that garette was so good that i need to smoke another one...!
by frankee58 June 8, 2010
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garet70

An Insult
One who is ignorant,
Argues over everything
An ass

See get out of punx
Potatoish is such a garet70
by The Bruiser March 6, 2004
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garthpocalypse

The traffic caused by Garth Brooks being in yo city.
"Wait, he's doing two shows back to back!? One group's coming while the other is leaving!? That will cause gridlock!"
"Shit man, that's Garthpocalypse"
by Kicks777 March 5, 2015
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narfle the garthog

life really narfles the garthog
by poverty sucks April 30, 2004
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narfel the garthok

To suck a penis, give a blowjob, perform a BJ
I got my Girl friend to narfel the garthok last night
by John426 May 28, 2008
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Garett

A fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.
Girl 1: have you heard of Garett

Girl 2: yeah, he’s a fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.

Girl 1: ok
by Garettisgay March 1, 2020
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garth mongrel

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard
I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!
by big godzirra May 16, 2008
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