ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.

Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

Funnel

Loose tobacco sprinkled on or mixed in with weed when rolling a joint making it easier to inhale or "making it hit better"

"What's that brown thing you putting on the joint?"

"Funnel, to make it hit harder"

by nakatomi May 25, 2021

get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.

House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)

by CP Dogg June 8, 2021

funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi

college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again

by jim March 8, 2005

Funnelling

The intentional manipulation of human consciousness by various forms of technology. Whether the goal is to turn someone into a product purchaser, a dogmatic activist, or a political operative, a variety of suggestive PSYOPS are employed to engage and direct someone's thoughts and actions. Without even recognizing how it happened, they wake up one morning ready to buy something they don't need, or ready to take action on behalf of a cause or a political party. No longer in control of their own choice-making, they are now at the mercy of the individual and/or organization that is funnelling their consciousness.

My friend eventually realized that someone with access to his devices was funnelling his consciousness for nefarious purposes.

by Enrealment September 23, 2024

Trust the funnel

In 2024, Joseph Forsyth, Programmatic Manager at dentsu, famously pioneered the term Trust the funnel! To describe how the stages of a programmatic campaign are interlinked in order to drive performance.

The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.

Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.

“I can’t believe they briefed me on a reach campaign and then paused it for lack of sales! Why didn’t they trust the funnel”

“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”

by media jargon October 24, 2024

West Virginia Funnel

A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.

A: " Bro I really gotta go, could you hurry up?

B: How about a West Virginia Funnel?

A: "Hell yeah!"

by The Brainrot Bard November 14, 2024