Friends

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)

YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,

WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR

I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU

The greatest show to ever exist.

Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.

by Kalfy October 6, 2018

friends

there are very few real ones CUZ EVERYONE IS SO FAKE THESE DAYS SMHHHH so keep the real ones x

DILDO FRIENDS
;0

by thot xoxo May 16, 2019

friends

trustworthy people

I have lots of friends.

by theroadmaninmysnap June 10, 2020

Friend

Friend is a popular term for spring loaded camming devices. Friends are used for fall protection while climbing a rock face. They are used as anchor points in cracks and crevices as appropriate and attached to the climbers rope . The term is derived from the Wild Country SLCD of the same name.

You have more friends hanging on your rack than you have riends on Facebook

by Roshamboob December 13, 2012

Friends

you probably looked this up because you don't have any!

Mom:"Plannign on hanging out with any of you're friends today Hun?"
Son:"What friends,mom?"

by The stuff that I made April 11, 2017

Friend

Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.

Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?

by Lillono November 17, 2017

friends

something i dont have. :(

P1: how many friends do you have?

P2: none :/

P1: oh...

by just-some_guy February 14, 2023