california kelp forest

When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.

I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™

by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018

peanut butter foreskin

Foreskin that is covered completely in peanut butter

“yo bro i can’t believe jimmy still has foreskin”
“yeah ikr but it’s peanut butter foreskin”

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020

foreshin

When you need a skin graft on your shin, the source of that skin is cultured circumcision foreskins. You now have a foreshin. See also cockle (nee cankle)

You skinned the shit out of your ankle. You need a foreshin.

by kacz March 8, 2011

Rain Forest Flush

A woman sits in a chair, and a man lays on the floor with his mouth aligned below the muff. The woman pours his/her favorite beverage between her breasts where it flows through the "rain forest" into the mans waiting mouth. Yum..Yum

see above

by P.B. March 17, 2004

The forest academy

The forest academy is a school based in north east London and the deadest school in Redbridge. Do not go to this school the teachers just don’t give a fuck and are pedos the sixth form is trash and there’s always beef you’ll literally get patterned plus every single year we get new different head teachers that don’t even last that long. The year 11s always be smoking in the field, the wannabe roadmen be bring shanks to school like they’re about that life, there’s Essex chavs everywhere like just shutuppp, the year 7s be running around like rats screaming ofb kmtt. Not even people who live in Hainault wanna come here hahaa

Me: *chewing gum*
Teacher: that will be 20 minutes after school, don’t show up and it will go on to 40

The forest academy = trash

by Woiii_:) December 9, 2020