flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

flabby

jimmy is a fat flabby, he says that i’m a flabby but he knows damn well when he looks in the mirror he says “omg i’m such a flabby”

i’m such a fat flabby

by shayayayayayy September 25, 2023

Flobblegunkies

Monkeyman burger

In my country we call them flobblegunkies

by Izzy_Smallz_ December 19, 2023

frobbynobby

rlly cool mutual on tiktok

plis marry me if your seeing this

person a: have you heard of frobbynobby??

Person b: yeah I wanna marry them

by frobbynobbyfan April 28, 2024

flobberdorf

to feel utterly disgusted while also feeling mildly surprised

I am absolutely flobberdorfed by your actions.

by anonymous April 2, 2024

flobbite

the food that stays in the sink when you clean the dishes

i wash my plate and eat the flobbite at the end its the best part

by flobbite is a real word April 15, 2024

floobydust

Miscellany; flotsam and jetsam. Reportedly, the term originated at National Semiconductor Corporation in the 1970s (about the time that Silicon Valley was first called that).

I thought the key to the shed was in the top kitchen drawer, but there was just the usual floobydust.

by FitofPeak2 December 5, 2024