floater

1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
hence,
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of

dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!

dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause!

by bigbadwoof December 20, 2006

floaters

Breasts, especially large breasts that may have been augmented. As used by Dannii Minogue on UK television

Dannii was asked about plastic surgery and she replied, "I've had my floaters done!"

by EDMWF December 15, 2008

float

V. The act of simply placing the penis into the vagina with no actual thrusts involved. Often thought to be a substitute for actual intercourse.

Ephraim convinced his girlfriend to float for a little while ensuring her there would be no smite from God.

by diabloblanco May 3, 2005

float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart

I just floated a serious biscuit

by win-co-fo February 6, 2003

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

( invented by and physically applied to Muhammad Ali ):

A) an adjective to describe 'gentle giants'

B) describes, a politically active ( but not a politician) people who have a particular sense of 'political sarcasm' and matching wit' when they discuss politics on an intellectual level

C) describes very few professional politicians who use the particular sarcasm identified above to not mince words when they ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they say'

While the phrase float like a butterfly, sting like a bee can be theoretically applied definition a), to Muhammad Ali, it can also be applied , definition b) , to not only Muhammad Ali, but also simple politically conscious people like myself . Definition c) can be applied not only to myself and Muhammad Ali ( to the extent that Muhammad Ali and I were never politicians) but should rarely epitomize, whereb it's deserved, professional politicians like Vladimir Putin who don't mince words when they speak, using definition b) instead to ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they mean'

by Sexydimma June 4, 2016

my eyeballs are floating

My bladder is full, I need to pee.

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.

by spycer July 16, 2014

float

when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.

crap i just took a floater, you want to eat it?

by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 15, 2018