Fitzsimmons

The bestest, most beautiful, amazingly hot, disgustingly great, separated at sea couple to exist.

Fitzsimmons, Leopold James Fitz and Jemma Anne Simmons, are disgustingly in love.

by aquaticwater April 17, 2022

m-fitzed

to ask questions to the point where it is not necessary to continue asking.

"I m-fitzed your day by bugging you and asking you 5 different questions in three different ways, and when I got the original answer for a 6th time, which was the right answer, I continued to ask even more questions in different ways that don't help anything."

by _bwj0n3s_ April 22, 2009

isaiah fitzgerald

A faggot ass gay ass bitch ass fake ass messy ass smelly ass autistic non grammar speaking ass hoe that needs his ass beat. He dumb asf and his lips are outrageously big. Learn how to put a fucking sentence together dumb hoe :)

Y'all smell that? Oh that must be Isaiah Fitzgerald

by Dayna Martinez May 18, 2018

Joe Fitz

When you are smoking a huge joink in New Jersey and then go to get a submarine Italian sub but are too fat and stupid so you end up just getting it shoved in your butt somehow and you wake up the next morning with a sub coming out of your butt

Oh man you really pulled a Joe Fitz there

by Kyle Drake May 1, 2019

seamus davey fitzpatrick

Look this kid up dead ass you will shit yourself.

Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.

by It's me dumb shits. May 12, 2014

Mr. Fitz

The stupid ass math teacher who ruins all your happiness everyday.
He probably has a meth lab in his file cabinet and snorts cocaine before you come to class.
He gets bullied by the students and looks like he wants to overdose or take a toaster bath.

I really don't want to go to Mr. Fitz's class today!

Why does Mr. Fitz hate me so much?

by depressedturtle May 20, 2019

flithy tant

my last name is Tant:
I believe the word you are looking for is Taint and TAINT defined is:
1: to contaminate morally : corrupt <scholarship tainted by envy>
2: to affect with putrefaction : spoil
3: to touch or affect slightly with something bad <persons tainted with prejudice>
intransitive verb
1obsolete : to become weak
2: to become affected with putrefaction : spoil
synonyms see contaminate

so please quit using our name improperly. its Tant . rhymes with pant! its not a gap between your privates and your asshole!

I am not a flithy tant

by j.tant April 11, 2008