Girl: i'm too shy to masturbate in public
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.
*silence*
Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.
*silence*
Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!
by Fen*Pen September 26, 2010
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by gavin123 March 10, 2012
by max42o September 19, 2006
by MCNat November 17, 2009
To pull your penis out of your pants and wave it in a circular motion, like the blades of a helicopter.
Sam was plastered during Friday night drinks and when someone dared him to do the flesh helicopter, he whipped it out and fanned the room. The bouncers were not amused.
by Billy Bobby Hornton May 29, 2008
by bt23 November 12, 2008