flamingo spaceship

when you smash the pussy so fast and hard the flesh turns into carbon steel.

Bro: Dude you know lex?

Broseph: yeah man! you smashed!

Bro: Dude, her pussy... a flamingo spaceship

by matachula July 9, 2016

flaming wicker

The act of receiving a blowjob while sitting on a wicker chair that's on fire

Dude I'm so cold I could so go for a flaming wicker

That chick looks like she would give the best flaming wicker

by Master_baits_6969 April 2, 2017

Faking the Snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.

Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.

(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.

(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)

by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017

Flamingo

A person that is so skinny their legs look like the will break if they trip and fall.

I saw a flock of flamingoes today while shopping. Glad they didn’t trip and break a leg.

by Tally371 November 12, 2017

flamingo cock

When a Mans Dick has a huge irrection for a long period of time

Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl

by Daddy Vlone February 25, 2018

Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.

Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face

by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018

Flanking

In a video game, flanking means when you are going behind an opponent, or when someone is coming behind you.

Watch out dude he is flanking us.

I'll go and flank them.

by FROMENXD December 19, 2018