Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022

Flaccidator

A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid

This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.

by freedomdiver June 4, 2022

Flaccilation

The act of being forcefully made flaccid

The hammer dropping onto Steve caused him great flaccilation

by I fucked your bitch twice haha October 19, 2022

Flaccid vagina lips

Vagina lips that aren't erect

"Her pussy was nice besides her flaccid vagina lips"

by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023

rory flack

Rory Flack (Flack-Mitchell) (born April 28, 1969) is an African-American professional figure skater. She is the first African American woman to perform a back flip on the ice (in 1991) and in 1994 she became the first African American women to win the US Open Professional Figure Skating Championships. She is very well known for her signature Russian splits.

Rory Flack is the Back Flip Ice Queen.

by Roi Sr. August 29, 2018

Ultra-flaccid

When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?

Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?

Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid

by unbornpotato August 7, 2019

INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019