tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

high five and switch

a move involving two couples having sex at the same time and in the same room, ideally. After round one, the men get up to go to the other bed; they meet at the midpoint of these two ladies beds, high five, and shout 'Switch'. then the sex continues for round two with a new partner. repeat as needed.

Ashley: 'after this we should high five and switch!'

Chad: 'I think i tired Ashley out to much for round 2.'

Brad: 'ooOO' '............alright alright I'm ready lets go.'

Chad: high five! (smack)

Brad and Chad: 'SWITCH'

by dirtydiana666 April 30, 2011

Backwords High-Five

Founded in San Diego and spreading to Seattle, this move is perfect for the handling of dirt balls who got some dirty balls.

I saw kyle with his hand down his pants, so I gave him the Backwords High-Five...if you know what I'm saying.

by Benihanas April 7, 2007

high five club

Sleeping with five different partners in a single day, without their knowledge of eachother.

Hey bro, how were your dates yesterday? Awesome, I joined the High Five Club!

by Braveshoe July 29, 2014

homo high five

Two gay dudes smacking balls

I came home early from work and My roommate was giving another dude the homo high five.

by Shaun ness November 16, 2014

yeti high five

An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.

Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.

by twinklechild November 10, 2013

high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015