A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
by BangalangMan January 31, 2025
When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?
Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!
Brittany: Duh. Life high five!
Brittany: Duh. Life high five!
by levinlaw September 16, 2019
by ShellyD July 01, 2023
This is when you're on a social media site and you see a bunch of positive comments about your post and you run down the comments liking each one.
by Sexual Smoothie Siren September 28, 2017
When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
by Felix Samadi September 17, 2020
by twinklechild November 10, 2013