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Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs
Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.
by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021
mugGet the Vacuum cleaner filtermug.

Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.
"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"
by Vash8504 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Hobo Filtermug.

Filter joint

A small joint in which a filter is rolled and marijuana is put in the tip of the filter and hit like a one hitter. Reported to get the average person higher than normal because of the close contact of the marijuana to the mouth. The shorter distance allows less THC to be wasted, hence the reason a filter is used.
Hey, all I have is .02, want to smoke a filter joint?
by The Big Puffer December 28, 2014
mugGet the Filter jointmug.

Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.
Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.
by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021
mugGet the Parental filtermug.

Bypass chat filter

When you wanna say swear-word,but your favourite game filters it.So you have to create something similar that will look and sound like an original swear-word,like:
To bypass "Bitch",you can use "bict" or "btc";
When you wanna say "Fuck",use "F4"
Your typical friend:Hey bro!Do you know,how do I swear in Roblox without being filtered by chat filter?
Michael ig?:You can bypass chat filter just by replacing letter with number of remove a few letters so it won't be filtered.
Your typical friend:THANKS BROOOO!I CAN FINALLY SWEAR!!!!1!!!11!111!11111111!11
Roblox:*Bans your typical friend for bypassing*
Michael ig?:OH NOES!!MY FREN GOT BANNED๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by Blockysol September 17, 2023
mugGet the Bypass chat filtermug.

Filter

1. That little thing that resides in ones body between the brain and mouth.

2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.
Person 1: "did tou see chad at the xmas party".
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."
by catdaddydan January 2, 2020
mugGet the Filtermug.

Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
mugGet the Keyser Coffee Filtermug.

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