fagletooth

additive: describing that person you know, that has the worst set of teeth ever that you just think "how does that person chew it's so bad".

"you know rob from accounting" said rose. john reply with " you mean that guy with the really bad fagletooth problem"?

by deaf mad hatter March 5, 2013

filet-tio

Steak and a Blow Job

I have the best wife/girlfriend. I got home from work and was greeted with a medium-rare steak and some head.Now that's what I call some great Filet-tio!

by Tbone 5000 July 10, 2014

Faglet

"Fag" and "Tablet" put together.

"Is he paying attention?"
"No he's always on his faglet..."

by debugkatamari February 26, 2015

Filet them cheeks

The act of taking a female's booty as your own as a girlfriend or side chick.

Yea man you already know, once I seen dat ass I just had to filet them cheeks.

by DatniggabigK October 1, 2016

Figget

A really fruity gay man

person 1:Gavin is really gay he loves madonna and burlesque
person 2:He's a real figget

gay faggot

by A.Big.Richard February 13, 2017

Filet mignon

When a guy has some really PRIME dick but is lazy as fuck when it comes to delivery. Filet mignon is not the biggest piece of meat you've had but it's definitely a tasty treat.

"damn his dick is so good but he never wants to come over, I always have to go to his house to get it"

"Oo girl he's got that FILET MIGNON"

by Streetkush April 11, 2017

Figet Slut

A slut who is known for their fantastic hand jobs and typing skills, as well as a special talent for being a boss at Jenga.

My name's Tiffany, I just got carpal tunnel surgery because I used to be a figet slut.

by Derc33 April 12, 2017