Validation Fest

The art by which people get dressed up and go to nightclubs and pretend not to be noticed only to secretly be in desperate need for acceptance and validation

girls dressing like sluts, guys trying to talk to girls - they are all seeking approval and its nothing but a validation fest

by maniacswin February 24, 2010

Fat Fest

A sacred holiday and annual event, occurring on the night before Thanksgiving wherein a group of honored guests and loved ones gather around at a local White Castle.

They then challenge each other to a competition as to who can eat more White Castle burgers. Cheese is optional but does not adjust your score; consume cheese at your own risk.

At Fat Fest 08, Andy won with 21 White Castles, and at Fat Fest 07, Stolis won with 20 burgers.

by AKlim November 25, 2009

Generic Festival T-Shirt

When you go to a music or other festival, you will usually see people wearing a few different types of t-shirts. There will be several t-shirts (usually event t-shirts) that are the same at almost every festival you go to, hence they are common or generic to the festival. These hark back to the uniform wearing days of the festival going punter.

Yo, check out the dudes with their Generic Festival T-Shirts, must've hit up the merch tent together. How cute.

by sarhorse August 11, 2010

Festis

A homosexual guy who receives a bottle of Snapple (or any fruitdrink) up his anus by his father.

This dude is a real Festis.

by Generalel October 10, 2013

Pity Fest

An occurance in which someone will complain about their lives and/or something bad that happened to them, only to be topped by someone else who is trying to sound more worse off to obtain attention. If it is a true pity fest, THIS person will also become out-pitied by someone with an even worse thing that happened to them. This goes on until finally someone has the most pitiful story and everyone feels bad for them, which is what they really wanted.

Pitiful person#1: I'm having such a shitty day, my boyfriend broke my heart into a thousand million peices and I failed my math test.
pitiful person#2: Yeah, that sucks I guess, my kitten got ran over right in front of me today, PLUS my dad totally said he hates me.
Pitiful person#3: Well MY dad won't let me eat and says I'm dead to him and my kitten ate my girlfriend right as she dumped me and then it died on a heart attack, fell on me, and broke my leg.
Pitiful People1 and 2: Awww, you poor thing!
Normal Person: all this pity fest needs is a merry-go-round made of tears.

by Spicy Mao April 20, 2009

Whack Fest

Whack Fest can occur any time, but usually on a Saturday morning/afternnon. It consists of Masturbating thouroughly for at the least amount of time 2 hours to the prefered 5 hour mark. This masterbation is done consistently by stopping just before you are about to "Blow the Load!" Wait about 10-15 min (no touchy touchy!) then proceed again. Keep this up for the prefered 5 hours, and let it go! This will leave you with Mt. St. Helen in your crotch.

Scenario 1: Corey- "YO, Scott what are you going to do this weekend?" Scott- "I'm gonna participate in a whack fest."

Scenario 2: That test was hard, I think I deserve to have a whack fest.

Scenario 3: "No, mom I cant go to Uncle Clyde's Funneral. Why? Because I'm gonna do whack fest! Damn it!"

by Dana Poling October 7, 2004

feisty

Excitable, spirited (can sometimes mean irritable or easy to anger)

From the german 'fist' which means a small, agressive and lively dog

She's a feisty little godess

That feisty bitch just bit me

by Iain B September 29, 2005