Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023

Crying festival

Its a tradition in iran wich last ten days each year from first to tenth moharram, (hijry canaldar), its a tradition in shia community in islamic areas. the relegious governemnt of iran for exalmple, helds this tradition every year. It beleive that this tradiotion is one of the main things ensure this political system to live longer, they encourage and force people to go in that festival in the streets and hit themselves and cry outload. Its one of its kind in the wole world. Some People sometimes race eachother in crying.

_Hey bro, why are you wearing black t shirt? You were a colour guy.

+yeah, its moharram, so its a crying festival in the streets, I gotta go in there, theres lotta chicks there came to chack out guys, its the only festiv they can go and stay till midnight.

by @farzad2018 September 19, 2018

Festive back

When as a Christmas treat a person decorates their back with decorations for their partner to enjoy and add to if they wish.

H wrapped tinsel and placed baubles on her back so that T could add decorations over it from behind... very merry Christmas and a festive back

by Hendoandcezmondo December 14, 2018

festive slutting

a person who goes round begging for a shag during christmas time. hopping for some festive joy.

did you see that women last night, she was festive slutting.

by danielmartin2006 December 24, 2019

Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed

Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 4, 2021

festive wink

When you wink with a clicking sound

I really liked her so I shot her a festive wink to call her over

by Ohio Washington June 20, 2022

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025