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Braided faded

When you're high off of weed, drunk, and buzzed off of the vape. So all three intoxications are braided into one fade
Dude did you see me last night? I was braided faded
by Jackychan9999 March 24, 2017
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two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.
U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!
by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017
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cookie-faced

term coined by rapper Busdriver, meaning high off of weed.
Cookie-faced about to go through security
by fmasters September 2, 2019
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Nor-faded

You coming to work today?

Nah, I got nor-faded last night.
by Nevitt December 17, 2019
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evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.
Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop
by Eviepie January 28, 2021
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fate

The series of events that has taken place from the beginning of time and will be that way until the end of it. Everything in the future can be known if you know everything about the present. That's because every single thing happens for a reason, specifically some factor of the past. I am writing this definition because I was bored. I was bored because there was nothing to do. There was nothing to do because no one was home and/or online to talk to. etc. Absolutely every single event is predictable through cause and effect. If you knew absolutely every single factor effecting a situation, then you would know exactly what the outcome would be. Whatever the universe was created by, the very first event that started it started a chain reaction that will last forever through the magic of cause and effect. Blah. I'm rambiling. If you don't know what I'm talking about by now then meh.
Almost the only thing that could contradict fate is if you believe in true free will. I personally don't. Nobody has free will. All your actions are determined by your personality and experiences. Your personality comes from your parents. Your experiences come from the outside world. Your parents and the outside world came from the creation of the universe. So if "God" or what have you, knew exactly everything about what he was creating, then how could he not know exactly every single thing that people would do and how the future would unfold? So if it's possible to predict the future without error by knowing everything about the present, then wouldn't fate have to be true? Actually, I wouldn't mind getting emailed if someone wants to argue with me or something =P lol
by Quizznotik June 25, 2006
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two faced

A person who acts like your friend and is one way around you but acts a different way around other people and talks shit behind your back.
That mofo Bob is so two faced he's nice around me but talks shit behind my back!
by streetdefiner July 3, 2011
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