Just the old school MySpace all over again. All the freaks just moved to Facebook. Even Tom is watching (Mark Zuckerberg claims he runs the site, but for all practical purposes it is Tom) you on Facebook and he probably has more Facebook friends than MySpace friends. Back then, MySpace used to be the "bad" site and Facebook was the "good" site. Then it flipped all over. Right now on Facebook you just see a bunch of annoying 14 -18 year old emo/gangsta girls whining about how their life sucks and whoring themselve to get more likes, because they want people to pay attention to them. It is also cool to be bisexual on there too and to be Engaged to your best friend and have your brothas your actual brothas. And don't forget these pedophiles on there that claim you are your parents so they can stalk and rape these 14-18 year old emo girls. They think they are using it for "work connections" but they are more being pedophiles.
by Kyle 230 August 16, 2010

When a person gets entered from behind by a dick so massive that it exits their face. Often times leaving the person open wide like the guest book at a wedding.
Tragedy struck our small town when the prom queen was facebooked at a party last night. Authorities have placed viagra in the local water supply and are confident the hardened criminal will soon be apprehended.
by Fun Uncle Captain Ken May 21, 2016

A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 27, 2011

A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
by Brain Bane June 3, 2017

A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014

person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
