Sex easel

Something that you can practice your sex positions on.

Male: honey let’s try missionary.
Female: we don’t know how to do it get the sex easel.

by ElemoSugerDaddy November 23, 2019

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excel

To be better than you

Yo nukka my civic excels yo kia dawg. LOOK AT DEM RIMS, THEY SPINNIN

by Alex Laliberte December 31, 2004

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It's a crap south-east San Francisco neighborhood. You live here when you can't afford to live someplace better. It's not as fucked up as Bayview or Visitation Valley, but it's straight up nasty, with a third-world smell.

Ho, where do you live?

In the City.

Which part?

Excelsior.

Oh. That's too bad. Maybe you should move.

by JooJoo94112 October 1, 2010

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Piss excellence

when some one thinks they are greater then everyone else

Tom:"Yeah dude I can eat all i want and still stay skinny"
Brad: "Well not all of us piss excellence in the morning"

by Aries90_Ps3 October 13, 2008

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expeliamos

What you tell Harry Potter dorks when you get really pissed off at their nonstop Potter chit-chat. Basically, it's like saying STFU except it is more offensive to those pointy-hat-wearing Potter nuts.

HP dork: "I read the 7th book 17 times already, and tonight I'm going to read it again. I can't believe what happens to Ron and Hermione. Oh my gosh, it's like...."

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "Expeliamos! Don't make me call Voldemort on your nerdy ass? Now shut your mouth and do something productive."

HP dork: *starts crying profusely"

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "There there. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but please take my advice and stop reading Harry Potter and dwelling over this fake nonsense. How about reading something real like Grisham's The Firm? Eh? Try it - it might help you a bit."

by Adel7 August 27, 2007

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