Jersey exit

A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.

I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.

by Black Anus June 3, 2018

Squamous your epithelium

To rub your Skin on to someone else or something

A : If you don't shut up then I'll squamous your epithelium.

B : what.

by Shardavidyalayaeducation November 11, 2021

Excite Bike

A consistent, reoccurring "hook-up" with a less than desirable or tolerable member of the opposite sex. Some one that seems like a good idea to have over at 2 am, but you end up regretting when they are still there at 8 am.

Damn Steve, you need to stop having Jill over, she is an excite bike, and as such sucks when she is not naked and having sex with you.

by A.J. Walnut January 20, 2011

exit stage left

what you say to someone when you want him/her to get out of your sight.

get out of my face, you Wap. exit, stage left.

by KRHimself November 5, 2004

exit interview

going for an sti test after a break up but before a new relationship.

Friend 1: So how was the exit interview?
Friend 2: S'all good. I was just reacting to my new laundry detergent. Can't wait for my date with Jack this weekend.

by StraightTalkingLady January 30, 2017

Over-Excitement typing

When you're too excited to type in misspelled words to the point where you just simply hit the caps lock key and hit any letter you'd please. This is generally done very fast and it is an easy to get across "Hey, I'm excited and I have no idea what to say.

Usually it is used by fangirls to express love over a specific character in an anime or a video game

Also it occasionally starts or ends with a word.

"DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE LAST NIGHT?"
"FGHDSJAKFGADSJKGHFSAJLDGHFSKLDAGHYES I DID!!! IT WAS SO AWESOMEGFDJLGHLKDGKFAL *foams at mouth*"

The uncomprehendable words the second person was saying is an example of over-excitement typing

by Imp3ndingD0om June 17, 2009

epitone

Somebody who is very ignorant and hypocritical.

Jackolyn: " Dude that man is such an epitone. "

by Xuzouo May 5, 2018