Euan

small fat smelly little boy who does not shower, cant spell, shit at warthunder, is a unit, and sat of angus face

he is such a euan

by hgsfh\sermyr February 7, 2021

Ewan Warr

Probably (definitely) the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, with an amazing sense of humour and a level of maturity unbeknownst to all of man kind until he was born; Ewan is an all around excellent geezer.

(He also owns all the women including your mother)

"Omg look! Its Ewan Warr!"

by Literal_Mold March 18, 2021

Euan

a name of a very cute man. super respectufull, boy and girl magnet. sweetest man on earth. very segzy.

Euan is such a nice guy.
Oh he is with Euan, he is so lucky.

by anonymous March 25, 2021

Ewan Cowan

secret shemale

you're such a Ewan Cowan

by dababycarsuperchad6969 April 26, 2021

Ewan

He doesn’t even know

Ewan: what’s the answer?
Everyone else: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021

Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

ewandowsk

Ewandowsk is somebody with anger issuse

Person 1: wow they have anger issues

Person 2: yeah there such a ewandowsk

by mha bae May 23, 2021