Alaskan Eskimo Hug

When a person shits in someones asshole then that person shits it back into their asshole.

Guy1- I met this girl last night and she showed me what an Alaskan Eskimo hug was.
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by tonebay August 16, 2011

hand-held darkness eliminator

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).

Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?

by JDMGio March 26, 2011

French Eskimo Kiss

The act of completely engulfing your partners nose with your mouth, then licking her nasal cavity.

I gave my girl a French Eskimo kiss, i didn't get sex for a week after that, but it was worth it.

by Radical Ed2 August 5, 2011

sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.

after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.

by skiendog July 7, 2006

Eskimo Sex

Sexual intercourse involving ones nose.

Pinnochio could give good eskimo sex if he tried.

by OSC07 December 9, 2008

Eskimo Joe

A altenative rock band from Australia. They kick some major ass, and everyone needs to buy one of their skeleton-print t-shirts they wear in the video for 'Sarah'.

They have three albums out, most recent is 'Black Fingernails, Red Wine'.

Loser: Who the fuck are these emo punks?
Non-Mentally Challenged Individual: Are you kidding? Eskimo Joe are the shit. They do the alternative rock/power pop/goth pop awesomely.

by chicken_head101 October 5, 2006

Eskimo eating out

The act of using one's nose to pleasure a vagina as if it were a tounge

Woah! i just finished eskimo eating out Janie and she came in my nose!

by stevielicks September 25, 2011