empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011

empty barrel

An empty barrel makes the most noise when it is knocked. When you call someone an "empty barrel" you are calling them stupid or a moron, as in nothing in your head.

This empty barrel shouldn't comment on the situation because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

by lightprovider October 22, 2017

Empty Barrel

An attention seeking individual whose full of hot air but makes a big noise about what they "think" they know.

There are two types of people in this world.

1. Those who actually "know" what they're talking about.
2. Those who "think" they know what they're talking about. An empty barrel.

Jack: That politician really puts on a convincing show but she really has no idea what she's talking about! She's an empty barrel.

by The Brodsters October 21, 2017

Empty minded

Lacking in thought.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

The empty soda can

After creaming in a girl you douche out her vagina. Then you drink the liquid from the douching.

I just gave my girlfriend the empty soda can.

by dlanodJ January 13, 2009

empty mouth

a condition in which the afflicted talks nonstop and, thusly, would be better off with a phallus-shaped object in mouth

Man, she really has a case of the empty mouth.

by TheTaxMan August 20, 2003

Empty the clip

To ejaculate on or inside your partner, usually without warning

Shit, I didn't mean to empty the clip hoe

by ModPodge September 5, 2018